It is surprising what you can tell about people by studying their drinking posture.   Take a look around the bar at the regulars and then match them to the drawing below to learn about their drinking profiles and what it reveals about them. (And if you don't like what you read, find another way to enjoy the very social atmosphere of our little club.

(1)  POMPOUS:
Grasping the moral high ground of the moment is accompanied by firm grasp of the glass, perfectly balanced, with forearm and elbow held straight in front as if preparing to toast oneself.  He keeps greater than average distance from others.  Think politics, think power, think George Bush.

(2)   DEEP THINKER:
Stares deeply into the head of his pint, giving the impression that his thoughts are elsewhere. He appears to fondle his glass; at times moving his fingers up and down the glass as if it were a musical instrument.   Think intelligent artist – someone like Sting perhaps.

(3)   JACK THE LAD:
Grasps glass as if it were a weapon with a trigger, or an extension of his arm.  He may lean over the bar to indicate power and ownership of ‘his patch’.  At other times may be observed holding glass ostentatiously with arms wide apart, gesticulating with glass in hand, waving it about – likely to cause a bit of a splash.   Showman, maverick...

(4)   SEX MAD:
Firm erect grip around the middle of the glass, coupled with arched back, stretching pectoral muscles, swaying pelvis.  Generally making grand gestures... think Robbie Williams and you’re getting there.

(5)   ANALLY RETENTIVE:
Hunched over his pint as if it was drinking him, the drinker often positions his glass on a solid surface but holds on to it for reassurance.  His monthly computer magazine is invariably in close proximity.  Such drinking demeanour is highly successful in warding off potential invites to interact with other drinkers... except perhaps those who position their pints in similar fashion.  Think lonely, think no mates.

(6)   HEN PECKED:
Holds his pint tilted inward, close to his chest under his chin, with his elbow tucked in as if attempting to protect himself from unwanted advances.   Instead of bringing the pint to his mouth, he brings his mouth to the pint.  Head remains tilted forward as if cowering, especially if there is an assertive or dominant female nearby.